Dear Madman,

I’m really xxxxed off about something. Here I am, having a swell time at a tourney, just xxxxxing around, and along comes some xxxxxxx and the filth is just pouring out of his mouth. My lady overhears and so of course she turns deathly white and faints. What I need to know is whether it’s all right to run out ther and xxxxx his xxxxx up his xxxxxxx, so he’ll never xxxxxx another xxxxxxing xxxx. And what if it’s a lady who’s the xxxxxxxxxxx? Do I just have to tell her to xxxx off? Most importantly, how can we clean up this Society?

-- Tired of the xxxxxxxs.

 

Dear Tired,

Well, for starters, you can shut the xxxx up.

-- Madman

 

this appeared in the same issue as Words from the Werelord