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The ALBATROSS
April 1983
A Guided Missive From the Valley
Greetings, fer shurr,
Like, I'm totally writing this letter cuz, like, there seems to be this total lack of Val personas in Sourthern Shoals and like I don't know why, OK?
Like, I went down to this totally period market place, right? And like I saw this totally Celtic dude there and so I go/like "Hey, you wanna go cruisin' in my killer fire chariot?" Fer shurr, and Like he goes, "Who are you!?" I mean, like this guy wasn't even a Val, gross me of the pavilion.So later my friend, Andrea of Galleria, told me that this dude was like the king, fer shurr. And I'm like totally bummed cuz like kings are so Joanie.
So anyway, I think it would be like, too cool if there were more Vals in the Society.
Like, totally yours, fer shurr,
Barb, the Totally Cool.
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